Grim

You're 80% career-driven and 70% ambitious. In addition, you play 40% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 58% of the time!

On the other hand, You don't deal well with a lot of people. You need a select group that looks to you for leadership, with whom you can collectively withdraw from the public eye.

Choose your followers wisely. A job like this could lead to a swift and unpleasant end.

Want a job that doesn't end in suicide 90% of the time? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:

As of yet, I have nothing that would look normal on a tax form. Does this sound like it might descibe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.